A Proposal (That Just Might Lead To A Proposal)

Ready, set, IDEA! For all of you out there who are having dating problems, I hold the solution! So sit back and relax, because all of your relationship nightmares are soon to disappear as this idea will wake you up to a new era of dating excellence. Are you ready to rest easy? Ok, here we go...

Step one: Ask a friend, loved one, or complete stranger to log onto your Facebook and make a list of  pretty much every person that is single and roughly your age. (The demographic should mostly include attractive people with very little self awareness)

Step two: Acquire a ginormous, fancy-pants house.

Step three: Send out a formal invitation (aka Facebook event) to the "chosen ones" asking them to come live in the new fancy-pants house. Let them know upfront that you will be dating each one of them simultaneously and that if they are lucky enough they just might end up being your future spouse! Hopefully you'll have plenty of takers, I mean after all, this is genius. If you are lucky you'll have right around 25 prospectives aching for the chance to spend the rest of their days with you.

Step four: Live in close proximity to the fancy-pants house filled with your new potentials, and date them. All of them. At once.

Step six: Slowly weed out the ones you don't click with. When you know its not going to work, send them packing with a rose. Don't feel bad, they can always hang it upside down to dry, making a nice souvenir. Make sure you test each others chemistry and that you develop a list of cheesy lines that you can utilize at will.

Step seven: When you get down to the last two lucky ones, go meet the potential in-laws (we all know they can be a deal breaker.)

Step eight: After much careful thought and consideration, (don't blow this!) make your final selection, drop on one knee and pop the question! (Its just so beautiful, sigh). When he/she says "YES!" (have to be confident), bells will ring, birds will sing, and you'll have your dream wedding. You'll live happily ever after with your soul mate in a completely committed, monogamous relationship, now that you have had so much practice (wait, what?) Magic, right?

Note* Feel free to videotape as much of the happenings as possible, including, but not limited to, sexy moments between you and your "loves", fighting and gossiping between contestants as they battle for your last name (or to give you theirs), the eliminations, and whatever else might leave onlookers drooling for more. This way, you and your new spouse can watch these videos for years to come and relive the fun and excitement of it all!

Sound ridiculous? yeah I thought so...

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